Sunday 31 July 2011

CreepyPasta, Hack and Glitch

Belakangan ini, Aku lagi suka baca atau nonton cerita yang ada 'embel-embel' CreepyPasta-nya.
Apa itu CreepyPasta?

Aku belum pernah cari di google apa itu artinya, cuman cerita yang ada CreepyPasta PASTI isinya tentang orang yang bermain game yang di hack, atau terdapat glitch di dalamnya. Glicth yang ada di game itu membuat perubahan cerita, sedikit atau bahkan seluruh jalan permainan. Kebanyakan game yang di hack itu Pokemon generasi yang paling pertama.
Entahlah cerita yang aku baca selama ini cuman HOAX, atau memang benar benar terjadi. Tidak masalah, ceritanya mengesankan, entertaining, tapi kadang (menurut aku) ada maksud tersembunyi yang terdapat di dalam Glicth itu.

berikut ini adalah contoh cerita yang ada 'embel-embel' CreepyPastanya.
entah cerita ini hoax atau benar benar terjadi. Tapi inti dari cerita ini hebat. Silahkan dibaca :)

I got this from: Nintendoland.com
This one's called "Glitchy Red", careful though, this is quite a big one.

"About a month ago, I bought a second Pokémon Red cartridge off eBay so I could start a new game and screw around without messing up my save file. As soon as I compared it to my old one, I knew it was either a bootleg or produced somewhere else.


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You can see in the picture how the sticker doesn't fit the front of the cartridge, and the red plastic is cheap and almost see-through (if you look close, you can see the internal battery on the second, while the first can't be seen through at all). When I started it up, it only had one option - New Game, and unlike the well-loved cartridge I'd been using, it didn't have any wear marks from being inserted into the GBC or anything indicating it'd been used.

Well, what the hell, I figured. I'd poured plenty of money into the franchise and one bootlegged game wasn't going to kill me. I popped it into my GBC and started playing.

A couple of weeks ago, I lost my GBC for a while, so I had to play it on my SP. No huge deal, I thought.

When I started the game up, oddly enough, the backlit screen of my SP went out, like I was playing on an old Game Boy Advance or a Color. I thought that was pretty weird, considering the lower setting of my SP's screen was brighter than the "high" setting on all my friends' SPs, as I took good care of it, and it was unlikely that the backlight would be going anytime soon. But as soon as I switched to playing Sapphire, the screen lit back up. I'd played my other Red on this SP plenty, and it'd never dimmed for an old Game Boy game, so I just attributed it to the game itself being poorly made.

About now, you're probably wondering when I'm going to start telling you about how there were Unown in my party and the Buried Alive guy in Lavendar Town started eating my player character, because any preowned bootleg game story is bound to be some creepy hacked. Well, it wasn't that simple. I played through Lavender Town, the Pokémon Tower, all of that, and nothing unusual happened. I didn't go mad from the music and feel suicidal, my Pokémon never turned white and started crying tears of blood, or anything like that.

However, as I continued playing, it became apparent to me that this game had some glitches. Just like the cheap plastic casing and sticker that barely stuck, the game itself was flaky. I've never played Pokémon on an emulator before, but if I had to guess, I would say that when it was copied, a lot of the data was corrupted, and I had to be careful when playing or it would freeze.

For example, sometimes the graphics around the player (I'm going to call him "Red", as that's what I named him. I'm a bit of a Red fanboy) would turn into big colored bars and the game would stop, and the background music would stop on whatever note it had hit and play this high-pitched, staticky whine until I restart. This happened whenever I tried to get on my bike inside a cave or building.

I was almost sure this was just a normal bootlegged game until I examined the SNES in the Celadon department store. Don't judge me, but, being a Red fanboy, I've always liked when the game said things from Red's point of view, like how he says "Dad would like this!" when you examine the SNES, or "I should get going..." when you examine the TV, since you never get to see the player say anything, to the point where, as a joke, the developers made Red say nothing more than ellipses when you encountered him in G/S/C.

Anyways, when I examined the SNES where Red would normally say, "Dad would like this!", instead, I saw the text, "Where is DAD?"

I examined it again, and, same thing. I kind of laughed it off, thinking, for some reason, it was poor translation (don't ask how I thought that made any sense). In the back of my mind, I was kind of hoping for a hack game, because hey, if I got some screencaps and posted them on 4chan, I'd be able to at least kill an afternoon laughing about it.

I went to the next floor, then went back down and checked the NES again. To my surprise, the message had changed. Now, Red said, "Who created me?"

At this point, I was pretty sure this had been added in by some hacker, and I thought that was kind of AWESOME. Hell, Red finding out he was really just a video game character. That's pretty funny.

After that, and after failing to find any other added-in dialogue, I continued on in the game's story. At that point, I was about near the part where you surf to Cinnabar and the Seafoam Islands.

But the glitching was getting worse. Sometimes, the map would get distorted, like Glitch City, and Red would be surfing on a tree or a house or some and I couldn't move. I had to Fly out and try again. As a kid, I'd always liked doing MissingNo. and Glitch City, and I had a Gameshark back in the day, so the glitches were kind of cool. Eventually, I made it to Cinnabar.

Now, being an avid glitcher way back when, of course the first thing I did was fly back to Viridian and do the Old Man trick. But no matter how many times I tried, I could never get MissingNo to appear. I thought maybe the ROM had been edited to prevent glitching, but that clearly wasn't the case, as the thing had more bugs than the Viridian Forest.

Instead, when I entered the Pokémon Mansion, I was greeted by the following text window:

RED: Nice try, Red.

It was obvious that where "Red" was would be the name of whatever you named your player. What freaked me was "RED", in all caps, as the speaker.

At this point, I know I had to have an edited game. The player character was telling me "nice try" after I'd failed to do a MissingNo.

The game froze then, and I restarted. I hadn't saved since before I tried the MissingNo glitch, but when I turned the game on again, I was back in the Mansion, exactly where the window had popped up. I could move again, so I went ahead and played through the Mansion. Call me a pussy, but despite my excitement, I was scared, so I played slowly and with all the lights on. I was still playing on my SP, and the internal light still didn't work, so I used that as justification for my being a massive pussy.

Things only got weirder. After I left the mansion, I got a message:

PA: DING-DONG! Time's up! Your safari game is over!

Having done Glitch City in the past, I knew this happened whenever you flew out of the safari zone. As expected, I was outside the Safari Zone gate the next time I hit "A", with the attendants asking me if I got a good haul.

I had an immense feeling of forboding when I went to leave the gate, scared I'd be in Glitch City or even worse. I had a flier, but you have to understand, this is all a little unnerving.

Instead, I was in Pallet Town, but there was no music, nothing. Another text window appeared:

RED: This isn't where I'm from. I've been lied to.

I couldn't move my player after that, so I went to reset, but something stopped me. Instead, I opened the Start menu and went to Fly out of there, but to my horror, the Pidgeot I used for Fly wasn't there. Just my Blastoise, Exeggutor, Kadabra, Mew (from the Nugget Bridge glitch), and Kangaskhan. In Pidgeot's place was a level 16 Raticate with 1 HP. It was poisoned. I checked its stats, and it had the OT "BLUE" and knew Hyper Beam, Quick Attack, Glare, and Skull Bash. I don't even know if Raticate can learn all of these moves. I've since heard that Gary's Raticate died (seriously) in the game, but I had named Gary this game for a few laughs. I guess the OT name "BLUE" came from the fact that Blue is the opposite to Red version, like maybe it was supposed to have come from a Blue cartridge. I know Rattata doesn't evolve until level 20, so this was a pretty obvious hack.

I had some Antidotes and Potions in my bag, so I figured, what the hell, I'd heal it. But when I left the POKéMON menu, the entire Start menu closed, and I couldn't open it again. I tried walking, and this time I was able to move. I took a few steps, forgetting about the poison until a box popped up again:

RED: We killed it.

At this point, I was getting a little freaked out. I went to my party and Raticate wasn't there at all. Neither was my Pidgeot. The slot was empty. I closed the menu and tried to move again, but nothing. I didn't want to turn the game off in case it had somehow saved again, so I just kept trying to move before remembering that my Kadabra still knew Teleport. When I hit Start, ntohing happened. I kept trying to move, but I couldn't move. No... Red wasn't letting me move.

RED: This happened to me. Why?

At that point I just shut the game off. I took the hacked Red version out and put in FireRed. Like with my old game, I'd named the player "Red", and for some reason it still kind of scared me. I started it up, and, to my horror, the screen was still dimmed. I hit "CONTINUE" on the main menu, but when I tried to open my game, I got the message saying that my save data had been lost or corrupted, and when I started, the game froze, with the music just being a staticky whine.

At this point, I was really desperate to play some Pokémon where no weird was going on, and I was pissed that my FireRed version was broken, so I threw in Sapphire and started it up. The screen lit up normally. I thought for a moment that maybe something was wrong with my SP that broke my FireRed, I didn't want that happening to my Sapphire with the Jirachi from Colloseum and the Feebas it'd taken me an hour to find, so I shut it off and pulled it out.

I started playing what I call "Glitchy Red" version again about a week ago. When I started it back up, I was still in Pallet Town, and there was music and things seemed normal, except for the empty slot in my party and my SP screen no longer lighting up. I biked to Viridian and found Pidgeot safely in my PC, so I figured, what the hell, and took it out and flew to Cinnabar to fight Blaine.

When I went to unlock the gym, surprise, another text box.

RED: No.

No matter how many times I tried, the game refused to believe I had the Secret Key despite it being right there in my bag. Red wasn't letting me in.

RED: Everything that happened to me, happened because the world let it happen to me. I didn't become a hero on my own! I was manipulated. I never unlocked that door. The door was unlocked because the game let me in. Everything you do, you do because the GAME lets you.

Because of how the text boxes were, it took a really long time to scroll through, and the whole time I was writing down what he was saying so I had it on reference. Things were getting a little too Silent Hill for me, and, once again, I tried to move, but Red wouldn't let me.

RED: I'm going to show you how it feels to be unable to chose your own fate.

I gave up and opened the Start menu again, glad that I could, and used Pidgeot to fly out of there. I knew now that this was only because Red was letting me fly out. He was toying with me.

I flew to Lavender, because, shockingly enough, nothing weird had ever happened there. From Lavender, I walked down to try and go to Fucshia, but as soon as I left Lavender, Red was at it again.

RED: No.

Well, I thought. I opened the menu and flew to Fucshia. When the I got there, I nearly shat my pants and dropped my SP.

It was the Glitch City you get when you surf along Cinnabar's coast. Immediately, the menu popped up, the way it does when you do the Mew glitch, and it was asking me to save the game. There was no option for "No", and pressing B did nothing. I shut my game off.

When I started it back up, I was still in Glitch City. I checked my party, the way Red wanted me to - Pidgeot and Kadabra were there, but instead of "TELEPORT" and "FLY" appearing when I selected them, there was only "CURSED". Not "CURSE", like in Creepy Black Pasta, but "CURSED". I was smart enough not to select it. I hit B until I was out of the menu, and Red was telling me again.

RED: You're staying here with me, Red. They replaced me because I was GLITCHED and not good enouigh (sic). I thought this was my story, but I'm just a character in a video game. They took everything from me. My VOICE. My FREEDOM. My LEGACY. They replaced me with the brown-eyed kid.

I understood now that he meant FireRed version, and the Gold, Silver, and Crystal versions where he'd been demoted to final boss.

He let me move, and, to my surprise, the game never froze, even as I was walking on water and stepping onto houses.

Eventually, I suppose I went too far, because the screen turned black around my player.

RED: Am I a joke to you?

A YES/NO option popped up. I can't tell you how fast I hit "NO".

RED: Then why do you do these things to me? Why do you corrupt my world and show me GLITCHES that aren't meant to be? Why do you want to hurt me with MISSNGNO.?

I never wanted to hurt Red. It was just for fun. The game had bugs, and we've all just exploited them for fun, right?

RED: Why did I have to die? Just because I'm a hero?

I shut my game off. That night, I had a dream where I was a Pokémon Trainer - the player from FireRed, who I will never again think of as "Red". I was being chased by a white-pale body. While I can't feel pain in my dreams (I know some people can), the pale figure eventually caught me and ripped at my chest and sides with his nails. The last thing I saw before I woke up was the face of my attacker - a little boy with bright red eyes, black hair, and a red and white hat.

For the next few days, when I played, it was because I had to. I was trapped in the blackness because Red refused to let me go. Because he was forsaken and forgotten, left to just be abused by players who come back out of nostalgia and to exploit the bugs. Because I played so much, I almost always had a headache from the high-pitched noises the game makes. I had to call out of work sick. I could never move, but I found comfort in staring at the screen with the black background and my player. Red didn't say anything to me.

I couldn't play FireRed again, even though it worked on my DS. Yesterday, I finally got to Mt. Silver on HeartGold, and I couldn't bring myself to battle Red. I don't know what he'd do to me if I beat his replacement. Would he be angry? Happy? Would his defeat put his spirit at peace? I don't know. No matter how many times I play through the games, Red will suffer the same fate, because he is a hero, and because the games let him only go so far. Red will never again be able to experience the glory of being the hero, and neither will we. No matter how many times you start a new game, it will never be the same as the first time you played. You know what's going to happen, and you play for nostalgia, because it's just a game to you now.

I killed Red, and so did you. Unlike Ash Ketchum, he's never going to be the hero of another new game in a brand new region. In HeartGold, Gold's successor, Ethan, had even taken his accomplishments from him, being the one to catch the Pokemon Red had fought so hard for - Mewtwo, Zapdos, Articuno, and Moltres. His life is over for him. He became such a legend that there was nothing left of him to even be proud of himself.

I finished "Glitchy Red" yesterday, when I finally checked my Trainer card. There was a sprite of Red as he appeared in G/S/C, but in the game's same monochrome color scheme, just red and green. When I looked closer, the red pixels making up his shirt looked darker and arranged oddly, almost like he was bleeding from the chest. None of my Badges or time played or Trainer ID, just that sprite. When I returned to the menu, instead of my name appearing as "Red", there was the word "GONE" for my Trainer card. I selected it, and this time, the card was blank.

RED: Go ahead and forget me now. Goodbye.

The game reset, the way it does after you beat the Champion, and this time, there was only one option - NEW GAME.

I found my GBC earlier today and started playing it on there. When I played on my SP, the screen lit up and everything was normal. I had to start a new game on my FireRed, but it's working again. Even the bootlegged Red version plays normally, no glitches. But I can never see Red's silence the same ever again, or even the hilarious MissingNo. and Glitch City bugs. I have a much deeper respect for the "silent protagonists" in the game, for all we put them through. Lavender Town used to creep me out, but now I find it very peaceful, as even Red, who wanted revenge on a world that had treated him horribly, could never mess with the resting place of fallen Pokémon.

Monday 25 July 2011

(Postingan ke 100! ) Senin Jombi

Nggak nyangka Aku sudah membagi 100 postingan yang isinya patut dipertanyakan. yeeeey! Selama 1 tahun lebih 6 bulan 14 hari, rekor postingan ke -100 tercapai juga.
Untuk merayakan postingan ke 100, mari kita ingat beberapa postingan yang membuat blog ini hidup :)

Postingan yang paling sering dilihat Nintendo DS Lite, dan Nintendo DSi. Apa Bedanya? 

Postingan yang paling lama dibuat Mew
 
Postingan yang lanjutannya nggak pernah dilanjutin lagi Pilih yang benar, Dufan atau Dupan

Postingan Favorit Penulis Saya Menemukan Sesuatu Di Dalam Kamar Mandi 

Postingan Derita Anak SMP yang sangat menginspirasi Derita Anak SMP (Makan Sate Padang)

Postingan yang masih sering dibicarakan Perjuangan Bikin Batik

Ok. Sedikit Review (dan sedikit promosi) tentang postingan lama. sekarang mari kita maju ke Postingan ke 100 yang sebenarnya.

Hari ini, Aku bangun seperti biasa; jam 5 pagi yang di lebih lebihkan sedikit. Singkatnya, setelah aku sampe di sekolah. Belum ada Seorangpun di sana, ternyata masih jam 6. setelah menunggu sekitar 45 menit, akhirnya lagu fur elise yang cuman setengah pertanda masuk kelas terdengar. Beberapa temen Aku entah kenapa ngomong Jombi, Jombi, Jombi. Alasan yang paling logis adalah mereka ngeliat aku suka ngomong jombi di facebook. Akhirnya, Jombi disamakan derajatnya dengan 'Lontong' dan 'Koyo' yang sampai sekarang aku nggak tau kenapa temen temen (khususnya temen laki laki) suka banget dengan kedua kata tersebut.

4 jam pertama berjalan lancar seperti biasa, sampai akhirnya masuk ke pelajaran olahraga. Tanpa sengaja, otot kaki sebelah kiri aku tegang (atau apapun itu yang bikin kaki aku terasa aneh) akhirnya Aku dibantuin guru olahraga agar kaki kiri kembali normal. Temen temen juga ngebantu dengan bikin suport; ada yang megangin Aku dengan sekuat tenaga jiwa dan raga mereka, ada juga yang teriak teriak, ada juga yang ngipas-ngipasin pake tangan, Aku berasa lagi ngelahirin.

Setelah kejadian kaki itu tuntas, suasana kelas X-3 kembali normal. sampai pada jam terakhir, pelajaran Matematika...

Setelah Ibu guru menjelaskan beberapa rumus akar di dalam akar. Ibu guru dengan senang hati mengatakan "siapa yang mau ngehapus papan tulis?"
Naluri menghapus aku dengan spontan keluar (teman-teman, Aku paling suka ngehapus papan tulis, entah mengapa) aku buru-buru maju ke depan kelas, tapi ternyata aku keduluan sama temen aku yang larinya lebih cepat. temen aku udah nyampe papan tulis duluan, aku berusaha buat ngambil penghapus. Dan tiba-tiba... KAKI KANAN aku kepeleset dan DUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAR!

Aku jatuh..

pas jatuh masih ada yang mau bantuin aku bangun (terima kasih, terimakasih, terimakasih) tapi nggak sedikit juga yang ngakak ngeliat insiden tersebut.
Tanpa diragukan lagi, insiden jatuh yang terakhir itu jadi bahan lelucon. Ada temen aku yang bilang
"pas kamu jatuh mah nggak lucu nis, cuman pas kita inget inget lagi kamu jatuh kaya gimana jadi lucu"
Aku ikut ketawa asem, aku nggak nyangka punya temen se JOMBI kalian, kata aku dalam hati.

Sampai aku nulis penutup cerita ini. aku masih mikir, gimana aku ketawa ngakak kalau aku ngeliat diri aku jatuh. Untung nggak ada kamera cc tv atau apapun itu yang bisa mengabadikan kejadian tadi. Cukup para saksi mata saja yang melihat kejadian jatuhnya Godzilla setengah waras cuman gara gara rebutan penghapus papan tulis.

Wednesday 20 July 2011

Nintendo DS what?!

Akhirnya, setelah hampir satu semester bawa satu set kotak makan (terdiri dari 2 kotak makan kecil, 1 kotak makan besar, dan 1 kotak makan untuk saus. belum termasuk tempat minum) ke sekolah. Nabung 10 ribu sehari dengan doa yang tidak berhenti berharap selembaran 10 ribu yang aku tabung dengan ajaibnya angka 0 -nya nambah 2. Mencoba mengambil Riset sana sini; internet, nanya temen, internet lagi, temen lagi. Dan sekarang sebuah Nintendo DSi XL ada di genggaman kedua tangan wooooh!

Mungkin, untuk orang-orang yang tinggal di luar negeri Nintendo DSi itu udah nggak jaman; liris sekitar 2 tahun yang lalu (2009) dari DSLite hanya beda di adanya camera, internet, music player di DSi dan perbedaan di ukuran ntuk DSi XL. Malah nggak bisa main permainan gameboy dan blaba...

testimoni di atas tidak akan terjadi apabila Anda tinggal di negara yang sama dengan negara saya. kalau penasaran kenapa perjuangan yang dirasakan sangat berat sekali, biarkan aku sebutkan beberapa "cobaan" yang aku nikmati selama perjuangan menabung.
  • Mencari informasi memang mudah, INTERNET menjadi pilihan utama, tapi apa yang terjadi bila sang internet tidak dapat menemukan apayang kita cari? Forum DS Indonesia contohnya, atau toko yang benar-benar mencantumkan barang jualannya dengan detil. jadi aku agak sedikit keberatan apabila ada orang yang kesusahan mencari info, temennya langsung bilang "gampang, Internet aja"
  • Susahnya mendapatkan uang, ITU PASTI. Rasanya lama sekali kalau menunggu tabungan cukup dengan uang jajan 10 ribu sehari.
  • Tabungan siap, Informasi lengkap. Ternyata setelah ditempat BARANG YANG KITA INGINKAN SUDAH TIDAK LAGI DIJUAL karena sangking lamanya menabung. akhirnya memakai jalan alternatif yaitu membeli produk yang sama, tapi beda 1 generasi. Artinya lebih mahal.
Setelah akhirnya bisa memiliki DS sendiri, tanpa dipungkiri DS yang malang itu langsung dimainin tanpa ampun. Mulai dari aku (masih inget pertama kali main di ds permainan Plants vs Zombies, tapi sekarang nggak pernah tamat ), terus tiba-tiba sodara aku ngerebut.

Dan sekitar 11 jam kemudian

BLAMMMM.. tiba tiba DS aku nggak mau baca R4i. Tanpa ragu aku panik. Berharap waktu itu masih siang atau sore jadi aku bisa langsung balik lagi ke tokonya buat minta ganti. Berhubung ngehengnya pas jam 1 malam. dengan sabar aku menuggu pagi. Dan akhirnya DS aku diganti.

jadi, yang selama ini kalian lihat bukan DS pertama aku, itu adalah DS ke 2 aku.

Setelah kejadian itu, tidak ada lagi kejadian yang aneh aneh. Semua-nya berjalan Normal kecuali Tanggal yang aku mundurin jadi tahun 2005. Penyakit R4 yang kata mas masnya nggak bakalan ada terjadi juga di R4 aku.

SEDIKIT TIPS: kalau R4 kalian ngeheng dan satu satunya cara yaitu merubah tanggal, ubah tanggalnya jadi 6 tahun ke belakang (misalnya 2011, ubah ke 2005) Setidaknya Jam, Hari dan Bulannya sama, kecuali tahunnya saja yang berbeda. :)